Saturday, February 26, 2011

A nice relaxing Saturday

Hanging out today working on a nice painting, watching Lord of the Rings and having a few beers.  I'll post again later with an updated shot.  Hope everyone's having a great weekend! 

About 3/4 of the way done at this point... I still need to finish the jeans, and add the tattoo that's not even sketched into the piece yet.  I wanted to see where the light looked best when I painted the back right side of her body.  I'm borrowing an idea from my ultimate mentor, Boris Vallejo, the tattoo will be half tattoo and half 3-D, a dragon or some other kind of cool lizard coming up out of her skin.   Right there between her right hip and shoulder area.  Also some sweat droplets... I wanted to experiment with droplets in a painting and this seemed like a good time.  The picture I based this painting on had sweat drops and rivulets on her back so I'll hopefully make the best of that look.  I spent all damn day on it today, hopefully I can get at least the jeans done tomorrow.  I'll probably have to wait till the skin is dry to do the tattoo.  Oil paint is a pain sometimes when you want to keep going, but sometimes a blessing when you need to take a break from a piece.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Busy with art these days...

Here's the one I told some of you about, clearly inspired by one of my favorite artists Roger Dean.  The camera distorts slightly so it curved the horizon.  Kind of busy now so I'll come back later.  :D  Click to enlarge by the way...

Ok, so I wasn't around for a while to fill up space with weird news and complaining, probably because I haven't been reading much news lately or even surfing the web for interesting gadgets etc.  I did see a headline today about a law against farting in public, maybe I'll read that later and get something going.

Lately I've been spending a lot more time drawing and painting, out of necessity these days.  The economy is still keeping work slow and bills need to be paid regardless.  I'm doing stuff that takes less time and can be sold for less.  The art world is a tough thing to get a handle on.  Some dumbass throws a few handfuls of paint at a canvas and a museum is more than happy to display it, and it sells for a hundred grand.  Let someone with some talent and technical skill actually put some thought into a piece and somehow it seems impossible to get a couple hundred.  Until one gets one's name known, of course, then you can wipe your ass on a canvas and the world pulls out its wallet.   I have an interesting opportunity now, since our gallery handles the yearly poster for the SunFest festival in West Palm Beach each May.  The SunFest committee typically decides on an average tropical scene that's made into a poster and sold framed and unframed, signed & numbered and plain. This year I'm trying to get a piece done for their consideration, but it might be tight time-wise.  If I don't get it done in time hopefully I'll get it in for next year.  I have a great idea and it's probably going to be a perfect scene if it comes out like I'm planning.  Since I'm painting it specifically for SunFest, it'll have all the elements that lend themselves to a successful image instead of just a few that a previously made one would.  I'm treating it as an assignment in an art class.  I'll post it when it's done.

I'll be back around in a few days with a nice post about some cool gizmo and a quirk of society that's recently pissed me off, I promise.  And don't expect anything about the Super Bowl.  I think Christina Aguillera has probably been blogged to death over what she did, and the reading of the Declaration of Independence before a sports event hopefully doesn't need any input from me beyond labeling the Americana-bloated pregame show as no more significant than the role of a porn fluffer.  A porn fluffer that bears a sickening resemblance to your high school civics teacher.

Monday, January 3, 2011

So much for the fucking "New Year"...

And so much for hoping that one day the rising tide of malignant humanity might finally show even the slightest signs of receding.  Every year that's gone by for the past ten or so years I've watched and cringed, and I've put more and more distance between myself and anyone or anything that I didn't absolutely have to interact with.  Friends aside, the image I have of this country in general is worse than any festering zombie movie you can name.  The torrential shitrain that's flooding the streets and stores and entertainment is costing this country any sense of dignity and respect it may have once had.  I swear if I ever were to travel anywhere else on the planet I will deny to the death that I'm an American, and although I've never lamented not being rich, the ONE thing I would do if I did have the money would be to move the fuck OUT. 

There was a time, long ago, when Americans actually had simple common decency toward each other.  Now, you need to understand, there's no one thing that has me on this particular rant.  I wasn't cut off on my mile and a half commute home tonight, and no 150 year old mummified carcass suddenly stopped dead in the road with its mouth hanging open trying to remember what it's doing behind the wheel of a 2 ton vehicle.  I stopped at no store to witness the obscenely obese in skin tight clothing waddling along with a shopping cart full of pizza and ice cream, babbling at its six children in Spanish, and for the moment the trojans that have been plaguing me are quiet.  It's also not the firefox bullshit that loads all these "fun" things I simply MUST have, automatically, every once in a while, like it did today, installing crap I don't want and didn't ask for, resetting my home page of its own volition, wasting almost a half hour of my time. (yeah this old comp I've been using is so slow it takes that long to remove it all).  It's not the goddamn helicopter that's been circling my neighborhood for almost an hour sending a shock of static through my T.V. every 27 seconds.  It's not the fact that here, right in the middle of the most populated area of south Florida, I can't get a radio station that I can tolerate to come in at work without static.  It's not the dumbass who walks his dog/dinosaur behind the gallery and leaves a gigantic pile of shit right directly outside our back door,  It's not the fact that the $8.88 shoe store at the end of our plaza attracts creatures who are more animal than human, who can more accurately be called an infestation than a customer base, who stuff their cars with as many individuals as they can, buy their cheap ass shoes, then leave the bags, boxes, wrappings, and receipts in the parking lot when they leave to slither back to the slums they've created through just such behavior.  It's not the fact that nine out of ten ads I hear on either the radio or the T.V. involve some sort of deception, because it fucking WORKS!  Stupid people don't think, and people who don't think don't hear the deception.  It only makes things worse that about half the advertisements I see or hear have something to do with vanity (a complete waste these days, considering) or sexual dysfunction.  So, it's none of those things, or any of the dozens more that don't happen to be up front in my head right now and I'll be damned if I'll try to bring them there, but it's SOMETHING.

So 2011 isn't starting out so well, at least not here in sunny south Florida.  Simple human consideration is long dead and clearly the population increase of 27 million in the past decade isn't an uplifting figure.  In 10-20 years, we're going to be interacting directly with these people, and considering the stench out there right now, we're all in for some unpleasant surprises in the coming years.  Here in the U.S.A. the term "Happy New Year" is a fucking JOKE.  Selah.

Monday, December 27, 2010

I think it's another in a long line of suicide attempts...

Most people have to resort to something as pedestrian as a gun, a rope, or drugs.  Evidently for the extremely wealthy and extremely elderly, the preferred method is pussy.  Somebody please let me know when it's ok to feel bad for Hef for being so friggin old.  Hef's 24 year old fiancee... read

Monday, December 20, 2010

The road less traveled...

Is sometimes less traveled for a reason.  Sorry I haven't been updating here for a few weeks, this old comp I've been using has gotten a few trojans and/or viruses recently.  It's beyond me what point it is, sending out a program that almost completely cripples a computer.  What can anyone get from their attack if the victim can't use the computer at all?  Then there are the obvious things I've been seeing, the new tab that pops up telling me that I've won a $1,000 prize from Wal-Mart, or a new I-phone or playstation.  These people are pathetic.  It seems that even though I'm sure there is still something lingering deep within this comp, I've gotten rid of most of the problems.  I still don't feel safe enough to visit my bank account from here though.  I'll make it a point to come blog again every couple days, so I'm sure that will cause a huge celebration among my few faithful followers.  I wish I could have raved here a little more but I'm just not feeling very apocalyptic tonight.  If this trojan thing gets worse I'll whip up some fiery frenzy from the book of revelations.  See ya soon...