AND... we seem to still be on the subject of the world's boneheads eliminating themselves one at a time. If you haven't read this one yet, it's here.
Woman dies in chimney Ok, admittedly we only have the word of the guy involved that it went down this way, we may find out in a couple days that he brained her with a frying pan and dumped her down the chimney, but the signs so far point to her losing her happy thoughts and attempting to bring him the gift of psycho via the fat man's elevator. If it did happen this way, it's kinda tough to see the tragedy in it. Hopefully there are witnesses to the banging on the door with a shovel. I'm wondering why nobody noticed a ladder upside the house for three days. And this was a doctor? I would think that she would have been smart enough to tie a string to her foot with a note that said "If you're reading this, I got stuck while trying to go completely psycho on you. Sorry about that. Would you mind please calling 911?"
While The Whos' devotion to the spirit of Christmas made The Grinch's heart grow three times, just the thought of a sexy female Santa delivering herself via my chimney made something of mine grow three times... leaving out the getting stuck, dying and decomposing of course. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Well outstanding Bro! You never seem to fail delivering the strangest side of the news. If there is one thing you can say about our society it's that it never fails to surprise us with tails you could not make up if you tried. Add to this your magical spin and voila; an editorial on twisted society spiced up with sexual connotation and/or rage. A brilliant and artistic view of the world that keeps us thinking...and wondering what is next.
ReplyDeleteI see people in chimneys all the time on cops and the local news and they usually get stuck because they are porkers ( hopefully that does'nt deflate the capt. manhood ) and once-ler don't underestimate the power of rhinoplsy to allow the lips so close to the analytical truth
ReplyDeleteThanks, Brian! My aim is to please. Dan, how's it going? I only understood half of that post, dude. Anyway, I think most fireplaces on modern houses aren't big enough to accommodate even an average sized woman. The sexy Santa I was referring to would have absolutely fit, of course, being "Santa". Either way, I think this doctor's biggest mistake was not getting her "flue" shot first. Har har har. :D
ReplyDeletedo i really have to explain it?
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