It took some creative thinking by some seriously fucked up minds, but they actually managed to make this year's holiday tradition of tits, asses and wings completely SUCK. And not the good suck either. For those of you with short attention spans, if you haven't seen it yet, do one thing. Pick something different to listen to and turn the volume down on your tv. I could recommend not watching it at all, but that would be "letting them win."
So here's the problem. Evidently the nimrods who plan this event have lost sight of their main demographic, which is of course adult males. That's pretty basic. Although I haven't done an official survey, I think next in line would be adult women and adolescent boys. I can't be positive, but I think probably dead last on the list would be nine year old girls. So then somebody needs to explain THIS...
Yes, someone PLEASE explain why fucknuts here was featured as a guest on this once proud and honorable tradition. I swear it took ten years off my life seeing this manufactured pseudo-star involved in this show which is clearly meant for people who've taken the training wheels off their bikes. What makes matters worse is that there seems to be no sense of actual artistic skill this year either. Bruno Mars came closest to actual music in this year's show, but not by much. I know I've heard Rihanna produce reasonable music before, but her segments this year sounded like what you'd hear emanating from the baboon pavilion at the zoo. Bieber made a mockery of the word "talent" by needing an accompanying guitarist for his dopey little love song, which by the way took another, bonus five years off my life. This greasy little shithead needs to take a few of the millions of dollars he's making for being "adorable" and take some fucking guitar lessons. The "sitting there singing" thing didn't work for Art Garfunkel, and he had the benefit of harmonizing with his accompanying guitarist. Then again, Bieber's fans are most likely too stupid to realize how goofy he looks needing accompaniment and they're definitely too young to remember when musicians used to play their own guitar while they sang. Whatever, I think the musical choices this year were beyond horrible. When Bieber was halfway through his first segment I had the stereo on, rockin' Joe's Garage. Catholic girls and all that. It went well with the show. I turned up the sound a couple times just so I would know exactly how bad it was, and I was never disappointed. It was truly terrible. The horror... the horror...
The good part, yes there is one, believe it or not, is that the girls were beyond beautiful as always, and the Victoria's Secret Holiday Fashion Show will NEVER, NEVER, EVER be as bad as it was this year. And that's a really good thing.
