Nazi bastards!

First, hey Kylie!  Welcome!  Glad to see you here.  I forgot all about who was on Facebook that I could invite.  Make yourself at home, and no need to watch your language!  :D

Seems that those scumbags at Neo need to come back to earth.  The corporate pigs at Viacom have turned a fun, friendly site into something that not even scientologists could enjoy... at least not any more.  Actually, I'm doubtful that it'll ever come back down, those money grubbing suckwads have their bloated heads so stuffed full of their own immersive advertising that they'll never have another rational thought ever again, not to mention their dicks stuffed permanently up each other's assholes in what I'm sure is a daisy chain worthy of the Guinness Book of Records.  It seems that big buisiness has claimed yet another once free and enjoyable institution by burying it in a completely blind administration that cares nothing at all for its users.  What was once run by human beings, adults who treated their users like fellow human beings, has been transformed into something that I doubt very much anyone can enjoy these days, even the retarded children which in about a year will comprise 98% of the site.  Now run by advertising specialists and pediphiles, this site has become no less than a giant animated cluster fuck sponsored by McDonald's and Nickelodeon.  I created my account as a place to memorialize my pet cats when they passed away, and even as a full grown adult I found it a place where I used to have fun but these ass rapists have sucked up and spit out every last shred of enjoyment it was capable of providing.  And imagine this, I haven't even had my account frozen.  Yet. 

Ok, on to the main thrust of this particular rant.  Brian, regarding YOUR frozen account.  (The reason I'm on this soapbox today.)  As far as your points go, go ahead and give them to Mike if he's still playing.  Or split them with Mike and Jen.  Kylie, I take it you quit too?  Anyway I doubt very much that I'll be playing the game in the future.  At least not such that I'll be needing the points back that I gave you.  As long as my account stays alive, I'll just be stopping in occasionally to visit my dead cats.  It's about as much fun as I can see coming from that site ever again.  Go ahead and give all your stuff away, points, etc... but I'd like you to wait a little bit before fully quitting.  If you're really going to quit, I'd ABSOLUTELY LOVE to write one last letter that I'll send you then you can send them.  The "last hurrah" as it were.  Something along the lines of The Best of Alan Shore.  Believe me, I can do it.  I just need a few days to crank out the right words.  It'll be clean, of course, cause their filters will bounce anything not... but it'll be STRONG.  Then send it, and wait two weeks.  Still no response in two weeks, it's time to send them something absolutely scathing.  Don't just commit suicide, go out with a Neo version of "suicide by cop".  Let them freeze your second account as a result of being told to take a flying fuck at the moon.  So, consider yourself "quit" as of when you give away your stuff, but don't shut down the account until we send this last "closing argument".  If by some miracle your account comes back, I'll give you half my NP and we'll celebrate.  Celebrate getting back all that effort you put in, not celebrate being able to have fun like before.  If it doesn't work, at least we'll know that we went out in the style of the great orators we've come to so admire and respect and that we went "out" together.  Brothers!  It'll never be the same, but we have to do this because it's the right response to the unacceptable way you were treated.  You put too much time and work into it to lose what you built without a "trial of the century" type bitch-slapping from someone capable of providing a slapping chock full of great vengeance and fuuuuurious anger! 

Ok, so how's everyone today?  At least it's almost the weekend!  :D